When Pikachu Meets SQL: A Data Analyst’s Pokémon Adventures
Being a data analyst is one thing… being a Pokémon data analyst is another. Imagine trying to calculate trends when your dataset includes:
- Pikachu’s electricity output ⚡
- Charmander’s flame length 🔥
- Bulbasaur’s photosynthesis efficiency 🌿
- Magikarp’s… well, jumping height?
Morning
- Coffee ☕
- Open SQL, Python, and Pokédex CSV all at once.
- Notice that 42 Pikachu entries have
nullforThunderbolt Damage. Panic ensues.
Midday
- Trying to create a scatter plot of Charmander flame length vs. battle victories.
- Realize half the values are “over 9000” because someone added anime exaggeration.
- Normalize the data, pray no one notices.
Afternoon
- Merge datasets: Pokémon stats + battle history + gym locations.
- Debug error: Magikarp’s jump height is in meters, Pikachu’s in volts…
- Cry internally.
Evening
- Make a dashboard: top 10 Pokémon by total damage.
- Coworker asks: “Why is Magikarp number 3?”
- Me: Data speaks louder than logic.
Being a Pokémon data analyst requires patience, creativity, and the ability to explain to your manager why “Ditto can transform into any Pokémon, so yes, it counts as everyone.”
Remember: behind every clean Pokémon dataset, there’s a data analyst silently praying that Team Rocket doesn’t corrupt the database.